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I’m Obsessed (or so I’ve been told)
Yes, my DH says that I am officially obsessed with “my” baby stuff. I informed him quickly, and not so nicely, that I was obsessed with “our” baby stuff, lest he forget that he is part of this process, too. Despite the fact that his pronoun usage was incorrect, I am, indeed, obsessed. With each passing day, more and more phantom symptoms arise. I am now convinced that my bizarre dreams about Benjamin Button mean that I am KTFU. Seriously, though, I have had the most off-the-wall and vivid dreams for the past few nights. I also have sore nipples, which I have never had, but the kicker is that since I have not o’d in recent memory, I don’t know whether this is due to ovulation or my phantom baby. Hmmm… I had strong AF-like cramps around 5 this morning when I had to wake up to pee, so I automatically think “implantation?!” I am crazy and driving myself nuts. Although… isn’t my chart beautiful? I pray that it stays this way!! Good luck to me! Please, God, let me be pregnant!