Knox has a way with the ladies. Everywhere we go, he takes notice of certain women and goes after them with his mad flirting skillz. He tends to prefer brunettes with long hair (I tell you, the boy has good taste), and when he spots one, he turns it ON. In particular, there is a hostess at a restaurant we frequent for lunch that Knox adores. She is such a cute girl, around college age, and she LOVES Knox. He is always so happy and smiling when we go in, and she greets him by name when we walk in the door. Well, yesterday, Knox decided to up his game.
When she stopped by our table to say “hello,” he started leaning over towards her, smiling shyly while leaning his head to the side and then reached for her. Well, that’s more than anyone can resist, so she held him. He gazed at her face, reached out and touched her cheek. Then, he started hugging her. The hostess was cracking up. Then, he tried to kiss her. She didn’t realize what he was doing so she kept hugging him, but we knew exactly what was up. He grabbed her neck and tried to pull her over, mouth agape. Good thing he didn’t catch her because Knox’s definition of a kiss is biting your chin HARD. His kisses hurt even before the tooth appeared, so he probably would have scared her away with a big smooch. Isn’t 10 months a bit early to be picking up women? I do believe I will have my hands full in about 15 years.
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